Zombie Shooter Meets Cheap House Rentals

The Hilarious Tale

In a post-apocalyptic world, humanity is grappling with a zombie outbreak that has left entire cities abandoned. But there’s a silver lining: rent prices have plummeted. For many, this means a chance to snag the house of their dreams at dirt-cheap rates—if they’re brave enough to deal with the undead neighbors.

Enter Mike, an avid gamer and budget enthusiast. When he’s not glued to his console playing Zombie Shooter, he’s scrolling through rental apps, searching for his dream house. One day, while dodging hordes of zombies in the game, he has a eureka moment: “If the real world is anything like this game, those abandoned penthouses downtown must be a steal!”

Mike’s Misadventures

• First property: A stunning penthouse for $100/month, but the landlord is a zombie demanding a security deposit in brains.
• Next stop: A suburban home for $50/month, only to find zombies practicing yoga in the backyard.
• Final attempt: A free house in a zombie-free zone—turns out it’s a Zombie Shooter AR challenge.

Armed with a Nerf gun, Mike battles through zombie yoga instructors and zombie landlords, eventually “winning” the house by accidentally scaring them off with a Roomba, which they mistake for their leader.

The Unexpected Twist

As dawn breaks, Mike receives a notification: “Thank you for playing Zombie Shooter: AR Edition!” Turns out, it was all a clever marketing prank by the developers of his favorite game. Mike swears off house hunting but keeps his Nerf gun close—just in case.